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2014-10-01 However, there are no signs of the event now. [長年日記]

"The drinking party for Mr.Ebata's praiseful great efforts" had been set up by a number of junior research engineer before half year.

However, there are no signs of the event now.

Of course, I don't care about it AT ALL.


2014-10-02 (2)Take a photo of "Hokkyoku-Ramen" after you complete eating. [長年日記]

The other day, I wrote the specification to get money from my "Hokkyoku-Ramen fund" under the three conditions.

One of them, was to

(2)Take a photo of "Hokkyoku-Ramen" after you complete eating.

Please see this photo.

I went to the Machida-shop to get this photo, though I felt sick (I was too busy for business and private issues at the last weekend).

In addition, the total time I have been in restrooms became more than the period I could finish reading a whole pocket book.


2014-10-03 However, "Revenge Porn" gives us some tips for us. [長年日記]

"Revenge Porn" is an abuse, that ex-lovers or ex-spouse let their ex-partner's nude pictures or movies out in order for their revenge.

Correctly speaking, persons who do that sort of thing are the lowest of the low.

And this is also a rare special case to identify the offender easily.

Still the fool who is trying it is a pathetic freebie or has nothing to lose.

However, "Revenge Porn" gives us some tips for us.

- We should never select a freebie as lover or spouse.

- We should never select a person who has nothing to lose in society, as lover or spouse.

It is clear for us that "love is all" is not all.

-----

The other day, I had to attend a meeting and I decided to use my music pod for the conversation (& evidences) record.

However, I had never used the pod as a recorder before, so I tried to test it with my wife's help.

Yesterday, when I heard music by the pod, I happened to find the music file, and hear that.

Ebata:"Hi, my sweet"

Wife:"What? My darling?"

There was a melodramatic couple conversation like

Yes. It is stupid.

They were stupid couple in this file.

On the spot, I wanted to start to delete this file, but I stopped it suddenly.

I thought

"If my wife wants to divorce me, this file might be useful for me"

After that, I noticed and said to myself,

"It is the same of "Revenge Porn" isn't it?"

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Though I have no intention to use as a weapon of “Revenge Porn", I unconsciously still keep this file in my pod.

My wife will do order to delete this file immediately after reading this diary.


2014-10-04 Many people tell me that I am a lonely man, so maybe I think that I am a lonely man. [長年日記]

Though I love "lunch alone", I know well that it is very difficult for many persons to understand the love.

Many people tell me that I am a lonely man, so maybe I think that I am a lonely man.

Though they also say to me that I have no friends, this is a really fact I have already admitted.

So, unfortunately, these phrases doesn't make me attack at all.

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Strictly speaking, I prefer "lunch alone with a book" to just "lunch alone".

However, this "lunch alone" is in disrepute more.

- No honor for persons who cook lunches.

- Bad table-manners.

- Books becomes stains.

Well, these criticisms sound logical.

As an antithesis, I try to critic "lunch with your friends".

- "Lunch with talking to your friends" has an honor for persons who cook lunches, isn't it? Is it really good manner?

I think that all persons who attach me, should eat lunch with keeping silent without uttering a word, and with solemnity.

- There is an enormous risk with talking with others.

The initial speed of sputum is fast, and they expand relatively around wide area.

If a person who are talking, catch a disease of viral illness during period of incubation, it is easy to know the next.

There are a lot of dishes on a table, which are able to catch the sputum.

Nobody could not deny that ""lunch with your friends" is working as a viral expansion mechanism.

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I know well that "lunch alone with a book" is treated as an odd custom and discriminated by many persons.

However it is very difficult to deny this custom logically.

To be continued.


2014-10-05 Ebata: “Do you think that I always read a same book during each lunch time?" [長年日記]

Younger: “After all, chatting in lunch is a kind of spice."

Ebata: “Spice?"

Younger: “Yes. It makes a meal fun and delicious"

Ebata: “Well, fun and delicious"

When I heard his phases, I was convinced,

"I won"

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Ebata: “Do you think that I always read a same book during each lunch time?"

Younger: “What? Pardon?"

Ebata: “Don’t you know that I change a book for each meal's contents, place, and time?"

Younger: “Are you kidding?"

Ebata:” I change kinds of book according to China, Curry, Sushi, Beef bowl, and cake shop.

Younger: “Really?"

Ebata: “So I always have more than three books in both my rucksack and side back"

Younger: “Show us the combination, for example"

Ebata: “Let me see. Curry and novel of action, Beef bowl and current topics. In the case of a lunch alone with drinking, I read a quite heavy social problem for the next column."

Younger: “How about cake shop?"

Ebata: “Well, it is good for me to read Monogatari-serise by Nishio-Ishin sensei"

Younger:” I don't know what you thought deeply"

Ebata: “Sometimes I buy new book for a kind of lunch."

Younger:"...."

Ebata: “In order to makes a meal fun and delicious, I have to prepare for research and direction of books."

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"Don't make light of my "lunch alone with book""

I said in a smug face.


2014-10-06 ""Mother of my child friend" uses cryptographs in her mail." [長年日記]

The other day, I read, so called a mail of "mother of my child friend" in a person’s blog.

I don't understand what she wants to say.

- One phase is too long.

- There are a lot of conjunctions in her mail, but the conjunction doesn't work well, for example "However" and "therefore"

- The words "Sorry" comes at the end of the sentence.

Generally speaking, I cannot understand the contents of the mail.

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However, as soon as my wife read the mail, she could understand the content and teach me it.

At that time, I could find a fact.

""Mother of my child friend" uses cryptographs in her mail."

The mail is going to be decoded and understood by an open key, that the special persons could understand the background each other.

-----

We, in especially, men in the science and engineering majors, keep saying that these mails are "incomprehensible" or "unintelligible".

This is a ridiculous misunderstanding.

Nothing special.

We don't have a decode key to resolve the cryptograph mail.

Who should be criticized are men in the science and engineering majors, who do not have the ability for high information analysis function of the mothers.


2014-10-07 A girl student of high school in my house, had a rice in a glass with fish boiled in soy sauce [長年日記]

I think that a lot of man see in imagination that foods that a teenager's girl likes are followings.

Ice cream, pudding, pancake, fruit jelly and mini doughnut.

Basically there are "katakana" sweets.

However, the imagination might be an arbitrary illusion.

-----

At one thirty A.M. when I went down to living room to return a glass

A girl student of high school in my house,

had a rice in a glass with fish boiled in soy sauce

I was looking at my daughter, thinking that absolutely the scene is going not to be described in a girls' comic.

I didn't know why she ate rice from a glass and tried refill.

Anyway I prefer this girl to a girl who eats "Katakana" sweets in midnight.


2014-10-08 "Search ability to find out a key point of the stiffness with precision of 1 millimeter" [長年日記]

When I feel fatigue, I become stiff in my whole body.

In the case, my wife has helped me by intensive massage (For example, she has used her ancon but her finger)

On the other hand, I also have coached my senior daughter about the massage technique for a long time, and at this moment, her talent becomes in full blossom.

"Search ability to find out a key point of the stiffness with precision of 1 millimeter"

"Physical force to precise point and angle of my body."

It is not only a professional technique but precise control technology by high informational engineering.

Because of the pain to attack my stiffness point correctly, I always I scream from beginning to end.

-----

Ebata:"These skills are going to make you keep alive."

Daughter:"I am afraid not"

Ebata:"Why?"

Daughter: "When I tried my skills to my friends in school, they asked me not does it, because of terrible pains."

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"The customization" of my daughter as a device, seemed to be excessive.


2014-10-09 A study of a significant in the eating up of "Hokkyoku-Ramen" The 9th Dept. Hiroki Kudo. [長年日記]

The other day, I wrote that I have established "Hokkyoku-Ramen Fund"

Yesterday, four persons in my office could achieve the application condition of the fund.

This mooring, the following report were submitted, so I am going to open it under their agreement.

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A study of a significant in the eating up of "Hokkyoku-Ramen" The 9th Dept. Hiroki Kudo.

1. Background

Recently According to proposal of Mr.Ebata, senior research engineer, he is going to make an advance of enlightenment in order for human growing-up and overcome any obstacles by eating up "Mouko-Tanmen Nakamoto" and "Hokkyoku-Ramen"

Thanks to his enlightenment, we the 9th department members challenged "Hokkyoku-Ramen eating up" in order to inspect solidarity of new the 9th dept. and the justness of the Ebata's theory.

2. Method of the experiment

This experiment started from 19:50 to 20:30 on October 8th at "Mouko-Tanmen Nakamoto" in Shinagawa area.

Eleven people took part in the event, seven ordered "half Hokkyoku-Ramen and half MukoDon" and others ordered "Hokkyoku-Ramen"

3. Result of the experiment

Three peoples accomplished "half Hokkyoku-Ramen and half MukoDon" and only one people achieved "Hokkyoku-Ramen". Others failed because they could not drink whole soup.

About the former, Mr.Kato finished it incredible speed. After that Mr.Kiyama also finished it. Finally Mr.Takahashi ate-up without his friend's warning.

About the latter, chief Mr.Sobue completely finished eating up "Hokkyoku-Ramen" at the bottom of bowl though others gave up eating, and he won the highest praise.

4. Consideration

At a point planning solidarity of the 9th department, I got very important result by challenging the uniformly same purpose.

Especially, thanks to Mr.Sobue's eating-up that was equal to be a great commitment, the significant of this trial came to be more important.

On the other hand, three guys, Mr.Kato, Mr.Kiyama and Mr.Tahakashi seemed to have less respects for Mr.Ebata. Because Mr.Ebata lost face by their success.

5. New proposal

I think that both Mr.Ebata and Mr.Sobue who have already completed "Hokkyoku-Ramen" have always had a lot of trouble around them, so this trial might be treated as a kind of litmus paper.

I want to propose that new checkbox that is described as "I have finished eating-up Hokkyoku-Ramen", should be added in metal health tests, and if the checkbox is filled in, the person being tested should be mental-counseling as soon as possible.

6. Conclusion

(1)I confirmed that four people had ate-up "Hokkyoku-Ramen" perfectly, including the chief Mr.Sobue.

(2)I also confirmed that the department solidification, whose leader is Mr.Sobue, and three younger guy have no respect for Mr.Ebata instead of Mr.Yuki Kudo as this reporter.

To be continued.


2014-10-10 "Hokkyoku-Ramen Fund ( Ebata's fund, so called)" [長年日記]

The members of trial teams "Hokkyoku-Ramen fund" sent me some comments by E-mail.

I would like to open their comment every day.

======================= From ======================

I am Kiyama.

I might have scrapped Mr. Ebata's identification about 0.01% only.

By the way, I would like to apply to you for

"Hokkyoku-Ramen Fund ( Ebata's fund, so called)"

--------------------------------------------

- Content of application

"Eating-up of half Hokkyoku-Ramen and half MoukoDon bowl"

- Evidence of photo

See the following folder

- Consideration of this trial

Delicious as "habit forming"

No hope to the next

Feeling stomach ache

Our boss is great

======================= ここまで ======================

Even what types of event, submit the report with evidence properly, briefly and precisely on the next day.

We are research engineers.


2014-10-11 This morning I got up because of stomach ache. [長年日記]

This is Tomita.

This morning I got up because of stomach ache.

Thank you for your trial yesterday.

However I left half soup approximately.

If it had been the main party, I could have tried it more.

I think that I could take out the soup, I cooked it and made a delicious porringer.

By the way, according to Mr.Sato's proposal as a follow,

==============

I want to propose that new checkbox that is described as "I have finished eating-up Hokkyoku-Ramen", should be added in metal health tests, and if the checkbox is filled in, the person being tested should be mental-counseling as soon as possible.

==============

I think that there is one hypothesis that

The individual which usually feels an extreme mental stress,

are going to let a mental stress relatively relieve by physical stress such as "Hokkyoku-Ramen"

So I support his consideration.

If you feel itchy by a mosquito, you should knock on the affected part to feel pain. Because you damage skin when you tear it.


2014-10-12 I have already destroyed my stomach because of stressful the chief management tasks before the "Hokkyoku-Ramen" attack. [長年日記]

This is Sobue.

Interesting. It is a wonderful report.

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I think that both Mr.Ebata and Mr.Sobue who have already completed "Hokkyoku-Ramen" have always had a lot of trouble around them, so this trial might be treated as a kind of litmus paper.

=====

Why I could complete the mission was that

I have already destroyed my stomach because of stressful the chief management tasks before the "Hokkyoku-Ramen" attack.

======

I want to propose that new checkbox that is described as "I have finished eating-up Hokkyoku-Ramen", should be added in metal health tests, and if the checkbox is filled in, the person being tested should be mental-counseling as soon as possible.

======

In addition, I would like to propose the following new check item.

"I sometimes want to eat Hokkyoku-Ramen by all means"


2014-10-13 Takahashi exclaimed in his mind. "I could do it!!" [長年日記]

The following is a comment of the pre-chief of the 9th department, Mr.Osafune.

"This morning, I was worried that the present chief's back passage became to go wrong, because of the spice of the Ramen yesterday."

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The following is a report from Mr.Takahashi, a rookery in the department.

I am Takahashi. I tremble with just a normal spicy level.

I am sorry but I would like to send the following report.

Takahashi exclaimed in his mind. "I could do it!!"

However he should have thought it deeply that he was a same person who has finished reaching a summit of mountain as a beginner. He had forgotten going down from the summit.

As soon as he got in a train, a stomach ache became bigger and bigger before the next morning.

The ache attacked Takahashi like as unknown big waves.

Takahashi thought the following just in 30 min. in the train.

"This is like a beginners for the Mt.Fuji. There is no problem when I am aiming at the summit and being at the top of the summit. I can feel excited for unacquainted world. However in this situation, there is no hope during going down a mountain. Why I did such a stupid matter?"

Though I don't want a praise of this battle, I left a message to my Facebook in order to satisfy small pride

Some "Good"s and the comment "Let's try three times spicy Ramen for next challenge"


2014-10-14 "Yes. You are wrong absolutely." [長年日記]

When I was a teenager, there was a song with the phase of "though I don't want to understand my behavior, am I so wrong?”

This song had become very popular in Japanese teenagers, but I couldn't empathize with this song at all.

For me, I preferred to think that "though I don't want to understand your behavior, am I so wrong?"

Though I didn't remember that I had attached you at all, why did you bother me so hard? Why I have to be in a class room with broken windows? Why I have to attend a loudly class?

I could understand why they came to a school you didn't want to go. They have no duty to attend a class (except for their parents).

Even if they want to destroy the present education system of Japan, I might have understood their actions. (I could have helped them)

When I was a junior high school student, there was school violence as a society problem.

-----

When I was an even junior high school student, I didn't believe the human relationship among persons at all.

I thought "Mutual-understanding without communication" was just an illusion absolutely.

In order to understand the thought of the third person, I thought that I have to make great efforts by writing, reading, speaking, discussing, and any other methods at that time.

Of course, trying the above actions were so painful for me, so I could reach the concept "it is natural NOT to understand something with each other".(I was a cynical boy wasn't I?).

So, to the singer who said "though I don't want to understand my behavior, am I so wrong ?", and I want to say,

"Yes. You are wrong absolutely."

-----

Of course, even if we do writing, reading, speaking, discussing, and any other methods, something is not going well in many cases.

The above is a common sense for adults.

It is very difficult to understand among adults. More other, obviously, it is impossible to understand between teenagers and adults.

In conclusion, I am afraid that we should start to make a relationship form the bottom of mutual mistrust.

-----

Why I wrote the above contents today,

I think that this paradigm shift makes you easier for teenagers who are worried about human relationships.


2014-10-15 So, what this poor father does next is trying to use computer with programming. [長年日記]

The other day, I wrote my diary of the title "I can never resolve an arithmetical question that she cannot resolve."

In addition, I also wrote "I am afraid that I am just a string telephone. I read the suggested answer the prep school provides, and I tell her my interruption only. "

Now I don't work even as "string telephone"

"I can't understand how to resolve a question, even if reading the suggested answer"

I have the acute feeling, but the descriptions of collection of the past questions are not easy.

Who thinks that I can understand such a difficult question by the ambiguous description?

In particular, "combination question" is the worst for me. I can do anything if I could not find the pattern rules.

So, what this poor father does next is trying to use computer with programming.

#include 
#include 
 
int main ()
{
  int a,b,c,count=0;
 
  for (a=1; a<8; a++){
 
	for(b=1; b<8; b++){
 
	  for(c=1; c<8; c++){
 
		if ((a != b) && (a != c)&& (b != c)){
 
		  if (9.0 * 8.0 / (double)a + (double)b -(double)c > 75.0)
			printf("P1: %d,%d,%d\n",a,b,c);
 
		  if (9.0 * 8.0 / (double)a - (double)b + (double)c > 75.0)
			printf("P2: %d,%d,%d\n",a,b,c);
 
		  if (9.0 * 8.0 + (double)a - (double)b / (double)c > 75.0)
			printf("P3: %d,%d,%d\n",a,b,c);
 
		  if (9.0 * 8.0 + (double)a / (double)b - (double)c > 75.0)
			printf("P4: %d,%d,%d\n",a,b,c);
 
		  if (9.0 * 8.0 - (double)a + (double)b / (double)c > 75.0)
			printf("P5: %d,%d,%d\n",a,b,c);
 
		  if (9.0 * 8.0 - (double)a / (double)b + (double)c > 75.0)
			printf("P6: %d,%d,%d\n",a,b,c);
		}
	  }
	}
  }
}

(Please contact me if you know that when and what school set questions( I am sorry but I don't give you anything) )

It is natural that all answers are going to be derived from the computer's round robin competition.

This "poor father" leads the solving method from the computer's answers, and gives his daughter the method after that. How helpless he is.

-----

Herein,

"Any method is good if we could resolve a question"

You can see the engineer's stance of "spot solution's problem-oriented"

If you are a mathematician who engages in solution methods, you will get mad with me.


2014-10-16 Younger:"Ebata-san. Why do you try to publish your serialization?" [長年日記]

I have a lot of younger co-workers who are rude and KY. This following is an extreme attitude.

Younger:"Ebata-san. Why do you try to publish your serialization?"

Ebata:"No offer from any publishing company! Any objection!?"

Editors in charge give a welcome to publish them, and I want to give the books right in my parent's hands.

"However, what can I do without any offers?”

-----

How about is "power maid" animation?

I am going to permit to use the concept if you put my name in the end roll.


2014-10-17 Younger:"Ebata-san, you don't have name values at all, and your column has no influential power against the world" [長年日記]

I have a lot of younger co-workers who are rude and KY(Part.2).

This following is another extreme attitude.

Ebata:"Why did the power company, Minister of State for Measures for Declining Birthrate, and Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology complain to my columns? I have criticized their neglects so much."

Younger:"Hahaha. That's the way it goes. "

Ebata:"My I ask you the answer?"

Younger:"Ebata-san, you don't have name values at all, and your columns have no influential power against the world"

-----

In short, I can agree with his opinion certainly.

However,

"How do you think that you disrespect your senior to my face with such a comment?"

I think that too.


2014-10-19 When I saw the picture, I was really shocked. [長年日記]

The other days, I noticed her earring of my daughter, when we dine out for her birthday ceremony.

The earrings were type to fix across the earlobe with screws with fake cherries. I was very surprised that they were too light.

I asked my daughter to lend me the earrings, and to shoot me by her smart phone.

When I saw the picture, I was really shocked.

I thought that I didn't care if I was not suitable or was looking bad. I could laugh my fears away.

The time had already gone to hurt me against such phrases more than before twenty years.

What I was really shocked was that

"I could not find the big two cherries in the picture at all"

That means, that my power of "old man" has surpassed the power of "pretty cherries" overwhelmingly, and,

I have already brought up the power of "old man" without notices, as the degree to which something I could not find existence of the earring.

-----

"Noninvertible"

A sorry of this old man, who have completely exceeded the domain that he could return by the fake accouterment (ornaments, makeup)

"Every one of them is going to know that."


2014-10-20 He was a 100% perfect "old man" who just had on a pink sailor-suit for school girls. [長年日記]

Yesterday, I wrote about "power of old man", and I remembered I had seen an awful old man in the commuter train.

It was an old man who wore a pink sailor-suit for school girls.

-----

He

had a foot with shin hair growing shaggily from his skirt,

had his thin and brief hair limitlessly.

had no trace of making-up

looked like older than I (more than sixty years old?)

He was a 100% perfect "old man" who just had on a pink sailor-suit for school girls.

I should not use such a rhetoric.

To tell you the truth, I feared him.

(To be continued)


2014-10-21 However, I didn't feel that the old man didn't seem to think a great deal of the appearance of a woman. [長年日記]

As soon as I saw him, I judged that he was not a person of MTF (Male to Female).

First of all, the gender of MTF is a female.

Though some persons of MTF live as a woman just inside, on the other hand, others live as a woman not only inside but also outside.

I think that they are likely to cherish their appearance with their mind.

However, I didn't feel that the old man didn't seem to think a great deal of the appearance of a woman.

Above all, I can't understand the reason why women dare to dress her like "an old man".

-----

In turn, I believe that wearing any costume is a matter of personal choice.

In addition, I am going to search the extreme interface society, so the existence of him is "hopeful" for me.

-----

Anyway, while I commuted in train on sleepy and blue Monday morning, this "old man" made me wake up in a blink of an eye.


2014-10-22 My wife:"In a common company, we never do such idle talks over the duties time" [長年日記]

Recently, I have engaged in head office of a new project, and the return time becomes later.

When it becomes worn-out and arrives at the home, my wife looks at me anxiously.

-----

However,

Ebata:"I am too busy to talk chat recently"

I complained the daily tasks,

My wife:"In a common company, we never do such idle talks over the duties time"

She scolded me.

-----

My wife, who had engaged in finance duties, has a concept of professional ethics that is

"Much higher than mine"


2014-10-23 In addition, I have thrown "Hokkyoku-Ramen" into the dissipated workplace. [長年日記]

I took the concept of "Hokkyoku-Ramen" into my workplace.

I also think I could never deny the fact in my life.

However, recently, my workplacee becomes wired.

-----

Now I am working as a head office of a big project.

I bully the project members into an hard deadline.

I am a feeling like the hooligans, who cannot become a regular member of a Yakuza-group and works as an bottom man. I am about to bully a creditor, in response to the request from the financial institution.

In addition, I have thrown "Hokkyoku-Ramen" into the dissipated workplace.

-----

"Ebata-san, I was already tired."

was described in my mail and sending

"a photograph of the Hokkyoku-Ramen eating up"

I feel that the project members are scared recently.


2014-10-24 Recently, my second daughter, who is an enthusiastic reviewer of my diary, might clype my wife. [長年日記]

Now I am reviewing "Steins;Gate" in my family home.

Even if I can hold this video clip,

"Nothing but "Steins;Gate" is needed in my life"

I think so with watching the last scene of final round.

-----

However I noticed an important fault of mine.

Recently, my second daughter, who is an enthusiastic reviewer of my diary, might clype my wife.

"Mom, Daddy said that daddy doesn't need us even if he could hold "Steins;Gate"


2014-10-25 Being born in Japan that means we could understand the lines of characters of "AnoHana" in the final round perfectly. [長年日記]

We often lament that we were born in Japan, because I have to come under pressure to take some English examination, TOEIC, for example.

However, on the other hand, about

"AnoHana: The Flower We Saw That Day"

I believe that

we were very happy to be born in Japan because we could understand the lines of characters of "AnoHana" in the final round perfectly.

weren't we?

-----

Let me try to use the search engine.

Searching the phrase "I wish I have been born in Japan", about 320 thousands are hit.

Adding to "animation", about 200 thousands are hit.

You see.

More than 60% persons envy Japanese.

From the difference viewpoint, what we were born in Japan is considerably lucky.


2014-10-26 Wife: "They said that "I have a feeling to be blamed by her song"" [長年日記]

Both my wife, who had worked as examiner of TOIEC, and I, who had examined TOEIC came back home by car after getting together at the station parking lot,

thought we had been separately.

-----

In the car, I heard the song "Tell Me, Sister" of Nakajima Miyuki-san after a long interval.

Ebata: "Recently, I often hear her song in serial drama morning of NHK. When I hear her song, I think I have to get psyched."

Wife: "Kids ask me to stop her song in the car"

Ebata: "Why?"

Wife: "They said that "I have a feeling to be blamed by her song""

-----

She couldn't have put it better.


2014-10-27 I have a lot of troubles because I cannot catch the characters of mathematical expression in the book. [長年日記]

Recently, I am very surprised at my poor eyesight.

It is not only old sight but also astigmatic eye.

If my eye sight keeps low level, I have no choice but wearing glasses. However, when I am in good shape, my eye sight becomes good.

At that time, wearing glasses annoys me.

Anyway, I think this has been not serious trouble in my usual life and routine works.

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The other day, when I asked my junior worker's advice about a direction of new column serialization, he scolded me for an inattentive to my work. So I have started them by the book he had recommended.

I have a lot of troubles because I cannot catch the characters of mathematical expression in the book.

Today, I got mad with the expression with thinking,

"Why do these formulas are connected by equal character? It must be a typo!"

Unfortunately, I overleaped a bar expression that was located an attached character of the formula.

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"A boy becomes older easily, so he must be hard to complete his study."

I haven't noticed that this utmost famous saying means a senile change of eye sight.


2014-10-28 I will give a lecture this time with these contents (It's a panty, indeed), [長年日記]

There are some samples about Bayes estimation as follows.

- What is the probability to catch the disease really for a positive reaction of illness?

- There are two pots that include some white balls and red balls. When you get one red ball, what is the probability to get the ball from the first pot?

Though the above examples are overwhelmingly coming on,

"Who wants to know the probability?” I think.

Well, I can admit that the above examples are good in order to understand the Bayes estimation mechanism.

However, I feel that the examples are not common in our life.

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Before, I introduced you to a book that is described,

"When you find a panty of NOT yours in the chest, let's calculate the probability of your partner's unfaithful love."

I will give a lecture this time with these contents (It's a panty, indeed),

I am going to inform you the feedback from the persons who take the course. I feel pit-a-pat, am not stoked.

"I hate it if scolded during a lecture"


2014-10-29 As far as I am concerned, however, it is a big index that whether the invention is going to made me move. [長年日記]

To tell you the truth, I think the person who has invented "peeler" that enable to peel cost of potato is greater than the person of "blue LED".

I also feel that the person who has developed a super-computer who calculate the complicated problem with big data, is prior to the person who has made up the application that is enale to merge more than 100 million data with PC.

I agree that the value of an inovation should be valued, based on the technology and the profit.

As far as I am concerned, however, it is a big index that whether the invention is going to made me move.

I remember the above with reading mail from my junior coworker.

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I came to mind Ebta-san's column "how to discriminate saury from mackerel by just two sensors" with reading the following article.

"Hitachi-Zousen has developed the system to discriminate boiled and dried baby sardines with young fish of blowfish".


2014-10-30 "All cabinet ministers are completely dancing like a the Indian movie in all the members" [長年日記]

Thought I have never yet watched a whole of an Indian movie, I can say that

"I love an Indian movie" す。

For example, I was moved to tears to watch the dancing scene of the utmost famous movie "Dancing Maharaja"

It is the perfect synchronous with ultra high-speed dancing.

As far as I know, there are no high-accuracy control objects but industrial robots.

Of course, I think that it is important the enjoyable and comfortable contents lead to the happy end.

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Recently, the Cabinet in Japan has faced troublesome under treat of low approval rating.

So I would like to propose that making a performance that

"All cabinet ministers are completely dancing like a the Indian movie in all the members"

And broadcast the video clip through the world.

Of course, needless to say, the prime minister should dance in the center of the scene.

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"The approval rating becomes more than 20%”

I can assure it, and

wanna bet.


2014-10-31 - "Well, please input the value 0.05 in the "Is Panty" column. [長年日記]

The other day, I wrote that I am going to give a lecture about Baysian network with the topic of "panty".

Today, I went to the lecture, and I said the following phases,

- "Therefore, I am going to be set 50% as the "panty" existence."

- "This figure shows the panty's probability is going to be changed by the ex-post condition."

- "Well, please input the value 0.05 in the "Is Panty" column.

During just 10 minutes, I had to call "Panty" repeatedly as for more than 30 times,

Though I was so proud of me, I was obsessed with self-hatred slightly.

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The organizer of this event gave me all papers of questionnaire, and I seemed to get good reputations.

I was relieved that no questionnaire to be described "immoral" existed at least.

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This lecture seems to be held once next month. If you are interested, please feel free to come in.