COVID-19 is currently in fashion, the so-called “new coronavirus".

In the future, I will use this name (COVID-19) in my my column.

Later, the name will be changed and it will not be possible to track the article.

For example, the "Tohoku-Pacific Ocean Earthquake", "Miyagi-Ibaraki-oki Earthquake", and "Tohoku-oki Earthquake" are finally decided by the Cabinet as the "Great East Japan Earthquake".

That aside.

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The outbreak of COVID-19 has increased the quantity of masks nationwide.

Due to concerns about the shortage of paper due to this, in Japan, there is an uproar in purchasing toilet paper.

There are various ways to use toilet paper. However,

"Paper used to clean the excretory organs after stool"

I think this application is mainstream.

And, in that application,

"In the absolute sense, I am a person who is not worried about lack of toilet paper at all"

I can say with confidence.

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Well, everyone.

Listen to me.

I mentioned here that when I was young I traveled alone in India.

At that time, I was traveling around the country at cheap hotels in India with "When in Rome、do as the Romans do."

At that time, there was no toilet paper in the downtown area of India at that time. Moreover there was no concept.

"Anus was hand-washed with water"

In particular, when wandering the dead line, I had to go to and from the toilet in minutes.

If I was using toilet paper, I could bleed from the anus and not be able to defecate itself.

Therefore, in fact, I was cleaning my anus using water and hands.

As a result, it was true that the anus was kept clean.

And once I got used to it, this "manual washlet" method seemed even more "right".

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Of course, I acknowledge that this is a good thing I have gained from the result waking around the dead line in India.

However, when the toilet paper disappeared from the store,

(1) As above, my anus can be washed with water and hands (*)

(*) Of course, you need to wash your hands afterwards.

(2) Submerged magazines and newspapers and semi-dried paper can be used as a substitute for toilet paper (*)

(*) Since it is not desirable to flush the toilet, you can dispose as burning garbage

dirty? How do you think infant diapers are processed? ―― If you are a regular child care person, you can feel that it is normal.

(3) If you blow your nose, you can use ordinary A4 paper. (4) If you want to wipe the table, just use a normal towel.

By the way, (5) If you use A4 paper and stapler, you can make three-dimensional mask on your own.

If limited to the purpose of preventing droplet infection to others, this should be quite effective.

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If you were born as a person with intelligence,

"Use your imagination a little"

I want to say that.

Do you think that there is a good story of "winning the fight against COVID-19" without changing the current lifestyle.

"Wash your ass hole with your own hands", literally.